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UPDATE:
Bored, anxious to be insulted by the master? Well, look no further. Just ASK MANDY and your answers will be rendered. Please bear in mind that she is not politically correct. If you're a blatent nipplehead, she'll tell you!

WHAT'S THIS, YOU ASK?
Well, since Psychiatrist Lucy has mysteriously disappeared [link] Mandy decided to move in and commandeer Lucy's office. Also bear in mind, the price has gone up. Mandy doesn't deal with morons and charge chump change like Lucy used to.

:iconholyangelofthelord: will be taking Mandy's responses and posting them.

Legal stuff: All Peanuts characters are property of the estate of Charles "Sparky" Schultz. Mandy was created by Maxwell Atoms and is licensed through Cartoon Network
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:iconmrflibble2011:
MrFlibble2011 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ha! Very nice!! Hilarious crossover!
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
;-) Thank you for that and the :iconwristwatchplz:
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:iconmrflibble2011:
MrFlibble2011 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Of course! I think its pretty clever!
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
Check my gallery, Mandy and Lucy go way back 
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:iconsmithandcompanytoons:
smithandcompanytoons Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013   Digital Artist
Mandy I have a favour to ask. Can you tell your European neighbor Turner Europe to reair their classic Cartoon Cartoon shows for the UK again on our Cartoon Network and tell them to milk out those classic DVD's for the UK like mad? I'm sick and fed up of this stupid Level Up! show and even more action crap is flooded even more. I miss the PPG's and Dexter's Lab.
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:iconsmithandcompanytoons:
smithandcompanytoons Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013   Digital Artist
And what's worse, your show is NOT even on Cartoon Network anymore for the UK.
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
Let's make a deal. You get the BBC to offer Dr. Who free online to U.S. customers and I will see if I can twist the arms of the Cartoon Network execs.
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
Just to let you peons know, I am shocked at the amount of questions I've received in less than two days of this going up! I know I'm popular but what gives? So, there are some ground rules. I do have a life, so don't expect answers immediately to every question. In fact, give it at least a week from when you sent in the request. No complaints or I'll find you and sock you one.

Mandy
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
The masses know a class act when they see one. That, or they're into abuse. :giggle:
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner May 25, 2013
Funny how they are completely silent once I send a response ;) I think I have scared them into tomorrow!
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner May 25, 2013
They were warned ;-)
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
I think we scared them off ;)
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
I was looking yesterday and thought the same thing. :rofl:
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:icondragonrider1227:
Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
I'm curious as to how she'd respond to any problem Charlie Brown has XD
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
She would probably tell him to grow a pair, but you should ask her directly.
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:icondragonrider1227:
Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
Heh yeah. Alright then;
So, Mandy. What would you say to Charlie Brown if he came to you right now?
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
Here, why don't you kick this football?
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:icondragonrider1227:
Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner May 26, 2013
XD
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:iconnjail:
NJail Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
Hello Mandy,

WOW, it's actually you! Boy, Cartoon Network had their heads up their rump when they cancelled your show, yes, your show. The rest were comic relief.

Now that I've smoozed your rump some, let me ask, "What are your feelings on some of the more, let us say, explicit artwork of you and others on the vast Interwebs?"
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
I thankfully haven't seen such trash, but let me be clear: if I find out who is soiling my good name, beware, you will have a one way ticket to the solitary confinement of hell (I hear they make you eat liver and onions and read War and Peace for eternity!) once I get my hands on you. I will happily send Grim to do what he does best...well, best after scrubbing the toilets.

I am a moral, law abiding citizen, and won't put up with any slander or misrepresentation of my name without repercussions. Capiche?

Mandy
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:iconnjail:
NJail Featured By Owner May 25, 2013
I had to read War and Peace once in college. That was enough!
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner May 26, 2013
Glad we understand each other.
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:iconasrialfeeple:
asrialfeeple Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
Hey Mandy,
Is the a boy you like ?
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
You know your question makes no sense, don't you? Now if you had asked if THERE is a boy I like, then I would have understood you. It's amazing to me how someone can misspell a word in a 5 word sentence!

But, if the latter WAS your question, then no, I don't like any boys. Billy doesn't count, he's barely human.

Mandy
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:iconasrialfeeple:
asrialfeeple Featured By Owner May 27, 2013
Well, well, very interesting.
Did I say it had to be a human boy ?
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner May 27, 2013
No comment.
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:iconsmithandcompanytoons:
smithandcompanytoons Featured By Owner May 23, 2013   Digital Artist
So Mandy, what happens if you meet Mantu?
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner May 23, 2013
Wow, you waste no time, do you? Dynamoe barely put that up and already I have a question. Well I have some time, because after watching several hours of coverage on the non-verdict in the Jodi Arias trial, I can use some mindless entertainment. That means writing to you.

A Mantu? You should be more specific, peon. There is a lot of difference between an alien bounty hunter, a delicious recipe, and a clothes manufacturer.

The Star Wars Mantu would shake in his armor at the sight of me. You think he's mean? You haven't met Mandy! The fashion label Mantu would design me a new dress, and hope they get it down to the last thread of my specifications or pay the consequences. Finally, the beef dumplings sound good for dinner. Why don't you go get me some.

Mandy
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
Dynamoe just informed me that you might have actually been referring to your fanart character, Mantu. Well that one is easy, I'd use him to kick around. I need a good soccer or bowling ball every once in awhile to burn off some steam. Grim would probably be thrilled because it would give him a reprieve from my using his head.

Mandy
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
[link]
Here's what happens to answer his question
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
Oh yeah...that's good ;-)
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
BTW, Dynamoe...this is me, Mandy. Check out this new deviantart site I have up with my sister's awesome Supernatural drawings!
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
I will ;-)
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
I still can't believe the mileage this pic is getting!
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
So's this one thanks to Saliva
[link]
:icongrimmandyplz: :shakefist: IDIOT DOG!!!
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
Lol I remember that one too!
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
:icongrimirwinplz: So do I, Mannn-deee. :heart:
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:iconholyangelofthelord:
Holyangelofthelord Featured By Owner May 21, 2013
Go stuff it, Irwin!
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:icondragonrider1227:
Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
okay Mandy. Where's your nose?
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
:icongrimmandyplz: The nerve of some people! Who needs a nose? :)
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:icondragonrider1227:
Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
How do you smell without it?
:icongrimplz::iconsaysplz: TERRIBLE!
:iconrimshotplz:
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:iconmightymorphinpower4:
MightyMorphinPower4 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
Lol funny one
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
:-) WOO HOO!!
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:iconjose-ramiro:
Jose-Ramiro Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heh, this is cool.
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
Mandy appreciates your intelligence
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:iconjose-ramiro:
Jose-Ramiro Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks.
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:iconallosaurus-rex123:
Allosaurus-rex123 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Mandy whats it like haging out with Grim?
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:icondynamoe:
Dynamoe Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
:icongrimmandyplz: Dear Peon,

Wow, you do realize that Ask Mandy ended in 2007 and you have pulled me out of retirement, right? I can't think of anything more pathetic than that. I didn't know anyone even watched our show anymore, and I have been enjoying wonderful isolation on an uninhabited island for the past 5 years. Pure bliss, let me tell you. I still have Billy to entertain me, and Grim at my beck and call, so what could be better than reading, relaxing, and running several Fortune 500 companies from my laptop without even having to see my underlings?

Unfortunately, one of my groveling employees, Dynamoe, seemed to feel he could pass along your annoying little question to me and expect I'd answer it. I want you to be well aware that the only reason I am responding is because I need something to do while waiting for Billy to get out of the bathroom before we head to the beach to torture seals. He is known to play with who knows what in there rather than just taking care of business, so it might be awhile.

Living with Grim is both incredibly fortunate and a completely grueling experience. He has the powers that I need to get whatever I want whenever I want it, and yet putting up with his sass and snarky attitude can drive a girl crazy. But I have found that you need the little minions to help you run all the small tasks of world domination, so what can I say? I keep him around. And honestly, using his head as a bowling ball isn't too shabby either.

Hm, Billy has brought out a statue he created from his own feces, so I better go troubleshoot. Have a nice day, because once I have control over the whole world, your days of leisure will be over.

Mandy
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:iconallosaurus-rex123:
Allosaurus-rex123 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Sorry to disapont in your conquest of the world but i cant let you take over the world.
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