As you can plainly see, Ask Mandy is closing. Fed up with the moronic and consistent ramblings of the witless masses, Mandy decided to cut her losses and move on to more profitable endeavours.
Asked by Her Royal Mandyness to come up with a parting shot, I came up with this.
LINKS: My previous Ask Mandy piece. [link]
LEGAL STUFFAGES: Comic Book Guy created by Matt Groening and is licensed through Fox Studios.
Denzel Q. Crocker created by Butch Hartman and is licensed through Nickelodeon Studios.
Lucy Van Pelt and psychiatrist booth created by Charles Schultz and are licensed through United King Feature Syndicate, Inc.
Mandy created by Maxwell Atoms and is licensed through Cartoon Network.
Mandy's parting zinger is a paraphrased quote from Mae West.
Song lyrics copyrighted to Smashmouth.